OH! m-m-m-MY!

I know this is ridiculous, but... in trying to find a username for my Twitter (yes, I'm giving in), I found these:

character generators

and

others

...and then I just. couldn't. stop.

Find some AMAZING stuff here, no joke.

For example:

"This peace-loving female ninja is very short and has a thin build. Her beady eyes are lavender. She has blue hair worn in a style that resembles a lionfish's spines. Her preferred weapons are bows. She is skilled in lying. She uses her martial arts to produce spatial disturbances."

"The charmingly confused, overemotional pirate. His dancing eyes are like two amethysts. His hair is the color of an overcast sky. He always wears several amulets."

"This witty male vampire has droopy violet eyes that are like two windows on the evening sky. His luxurious, straight, neck-length hair is the color of obsidian, and is worn in an uncomplicated, precise style. He's got a moustache. He is short and has an athletic build. His skin is white. He has a wide forehead and bushy eyebrows. He can turn into an owl. He can control the minds of the weak-willed. If attacked with weapons made of silver, he will sicken and die. His outfits are usually sapphire."

"Marguerite Glorieux has flowing midnight hair and eyes of radiant hazelnut. She is a master thief endowed with keen night vision. She can be recognized by her rakish scar. No one knows she is the Phantom of the Opera's transgendered son."

You can even have your own ready-made Mary Sue:

"Belle is the protegée of the Phantom of the Opera and the former love of Marius. Her brilliant purple eyes and glossy fiery red hair set off her flawless skin. She is a spunky adolescent and is blessed with a talent for poetry and music. "

"The sunrise-gold-haired, cornflower-eyed beauty known only as Oriane has a secret: not only is she a saucy grisette, she is Courfeyrac's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate! Her streak of white hair and telekinesis set her apart from others."

now, if THAT is not a fun way to spend your evening, I'd like to know what is!

EDIT: also, finding out that you were wrong about a really stressful, slightly-nauseating, nearly-tear-inducing email. Thank goodness for telephones. That made me smile. (love you!)

Kathryne