Teenage Girls & Puns

Conversation with my (almost 13-year-old) sister~

Kristen: Will you let me come when you pick out your wedding dress?

Katie (me): uh... I guess. I don't think that far ahead.

Kristen: You should!

Katie: ...Why??

Kristen: You're a girl! Girls do that!

Katie + Imaginary Rachel: Haha! We aren't teenage girls...

Also!

Went on a field trip to the nation's capital today! Remarking on the metro fare cards~

Megan: Why are there pandas on the front?

Katie: It's so unpatriotic! I mean, pandas are from China. China is communist. Says a lot about our government's agenda...

Rachel: Is that reading a little too far into this?

Megan: It's like... propaganda!

Dan: Or... propapanda!

Everybody: *groan*

Kathryne